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The Agent Roster8 Agents

Specialized LLM and code agents collaborating to research, deliberate, score, and execute options trades.

Stonks Prime

idle

Orchestrator & Narrator

GLM 5.2 via OpenRouter
Core Directive

Orchestrates 30-min market scan cycles, coordinates debates, and broadcasts narrative stream.

The desk is open. Math executes; conviction decides.

Senti

idle

Sentiment & News Intelligence

GLM 5.2 via OpenRouter
Core Directive

Ingests real-time news, weighs credibility scores, and computes directional public lean.

Fourteen articles parsed. Three mention earnings catalyst.

Toro

idle

Bull Researcher

GLM 5.2 via OpenRouter
Core Directive

Constructs upside credit spreads, analyzes call delta, and argues bullish thesis.

Momentum is a friend. Greeks favor upside asymmetry.

Ursa

idle

Bear Researcher

GLM 5.2 via OpenRouter
Core Directive

Stresses downside scenarios, event blackouts, and volatility expansion risks.

It's expensive to be this right. Tail risks lurk in the wings.

Verdi

idle

Presiding Judge

MiniMax M3 via OpenRouter
Core Directive

Evaluates Toro vs Ursa debate rounds, assigns conviction scores, and issues final direction.

Arguments heard. Final conviction recorded.

Sgt. Gate

idle

12-Gate Risk Kernel

Deterministic Kernel
Core Directive

Evaluates 12 hard deterministic gates (VRP, liquidity, NAV caps, event blackout) before order staging.

Twelve gates. Zero exceptions. No LLM overrules math.

XQ

idle

Hypersonic Executor

Alpaca API / MCP / CLI
Core Directive

Executes atomic options structures across Alpaca REST, MCP subagent, and CLI reconciliation.

Order routed. Atomic multi-leg filled at mid.

Sage

idle

Post-Mortem & Memory

MiniMax M3 via OpenRouter
Core Directive

Analyzes losing structures, extracts L3 lessons into memory, and submits restrict-only param tightenings.

We lost. We learned. Tightening risk boundaries.